The Real Reason for the Deadline Extension

With the early date of Easter, the decision has been made to extend the registration deadline for Amen.  Until now, the intricacies of the decision making were unknown.  Now, in a Higher Humor exclusive, we have discovered that it was yet another celebrity registrant that persuaded “Madre” Sandra Ostapowich to have mercy and add time to the calendarically challenged.

It has been revealed that Madre consulted the Arby’s Oven Mitt, revered oracle of the Mouth House list, who gave the official “go ahead.”  When asked if she should extend the deadline, the Mitt gave the answer pictured.

Don’t end up “half-baked.”  Come to Amen and see for yourself that Higher Things is “Hot!  Hot! Hot!”  Paying for the affordable HT conference won’t even take a lot of dough!